Musings of a Racing Jedi, thoughts from Thunder Road

I wonder…

    why some guys wait till after they walk out of the bathroom to zip up their pants?  EEK!

    Will I convince my mom to go to a race before she returns to California?

why cant other tracks make fried dough like the stuff at Thunder Road.
    
    How Thunder Road starts their first feature at 7:15 pm when racin’ starts at 6 pm.  
    
why some people who bring little kids to the track to expect them to keep up with them up a
hill with legs half their length!

    How does Thunder Road get such high car counts and pay so little? 34 Street Stocks!!

    why does Sean keep buying each color 50/50 tickets? He has a better chance of
winning the feature at Lee.

    If I can see a “trunkectomy?”

    Why doesn’t Thunder Road start the race when Dave Moody shows up?

    Why did the Times Argus in Vermont say, “Who’s Not (Hot): Ken Schrader.  His 42nd
place finish last weekend is the third time in the past four races he has finished 40th or
worse.” He won the B Feature at Thunder Road!
    
    Why do some girls who should NOT wear tank tops do it anyway?

    Why do cute guys usually smoke? Yuck! He’s not cute anymore!